Guidelines:
Be respectful - Loose the profanity. If you're being just plain silly or offensive, I reserve the right to remove your review. And I'll call your mother and tell her what a potty mouth you have.
Be brief - No one wants to read a ranting wall of text. Make it short. Make it memorable.
Be specific - "The truck had some issues." …is probably not the best review. What issues? Were the tires dirty or did they fall off the truck while you were doing 84mph?